Sloshed: A Long Way to Bed

You’ve made it home... somehow. Now all that stands between you and sweet unconsciousness is the treacherous terrain of your own apartment.

Walk, wobble, and wobble harder in this drunken stumble-simulator.
Your goal? Reach your bed.
Your enemy? Yourself.

The more you move, the more disoriented you become.
Drift in random directions, fight to stay upright, and avoid the painful shame of faceplanting into your coffee table.
Stand still to regain focus — or hit Shift to sprint like a maniac... but be warned: it might just be the last thing you do (upright).

Features

  • A drunk physics-based character controller

  • Full-body tilt and drift based on your intoxication

  • Wiggly camera, wobbly legs, questionable decisions

  • Simple goal: reach the bed — if you can

Controls

  • WASD — Move (kind of)

  • Shift — Run (not recommended)

Made for Gamedev.js Jam 2025 by Fisho – Theme: "Balance"

Published 13 hours ago
StatusIn development
PlatformsHTML5
AuthorFishoJr
GenrePlatformer
Made withUnity
TagsFunny, Speedrun
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse

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